Touch 'em all? Not today.

Blackburn is doing pretty well already. Scoreless game as of the top of the 4th.

TOP O' THE FOURTH:

Mauer grounds out and Morneau is up. Both have been a bit lackluster the past few games, although Morneau had that nice homer two nights ago. Morneau hits it, and it's caught.

Kubel is up. I saw a post-game interview with him last night and almost lost it; he's so adorably bad on camera. He's walked.

CREDE HITS A THREE-RUN HOMER! It's 3-0. I love life.

BOTTOM O' THE FOURTH:

Tolbert and Buscher get a nice double play, keeping the A's from scoring.

TOP O' THE FIFTH:

Two walks from Blackburn, and Anderson takes a little quick trip out to the mound. SHITE!

Daric (Barton)? Really? I've seen Derek, Derrick, Deryck, but DARIC? Wow.

The third double play for the Twins this afternoon, and the inning's over.

BOTTOM O' THE FIFTH:

AHAHAH, no idea why the radio announcer was talking about how quiet and respectful the Twins players are, especially Mauer, Morneau, and Kubel, and then all the sudden is like, "Now Jason Kubel, married with a child; Morneau just got married; and Joe Mauer is, of course, single. But they all get along." WEIRDEST QUOTE EVER!

And then nothing happened this inning BYE.

Okay, and then during the commercial break, Morneau is repping Continental Diamonds, talking about how he just got married. Okay, um ... weird.

TOP O' THE SEVENTH:

The sixth inning was really boring.

Near-miss homer by Young; second out. Dude, Delmon is stepping it up a bit more the past few games. I'm digging it.

1-2-3 inning. Boooor-ing.

BOTTOM O' THE EIGHTH:

Triple by the A's, followed by a base hit, and they score 1. Also, the 7th was boring too.

And a homer ties it. Oh. Jesus.

FINAL: 4-3, A's. Oh, don't worry, we let two players walk, and then Rajai Davis got a nice hit up the right baseline. THE VERY END of the 9th inning.