As of 9:37 pm:

Game: 7-8, Tigers

Myself: Throwing a fit that our lead suddenly was taken back in the 7th

9:38:

Another home run.  No joke.  Leyland was just ejected from the game.  I'm crying all over the keyboard.

9:40

Pitching change, from Guerrier to Dickey.  No time for Dickey jokes.  This is serious business.

9:44

Two outs.  Please, Lord, rain down some sideburns power to the boys.

9:46

Thee outs.  It's over.  I need a Xanax.

9:49

Morneau grounds out. SHIT.

9:53

Cuddyer out, Crede in.

9:54

Crede out.  WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

That's it, I'm done with this.  Tell me tomorrow what happened.

EDIT:

What happened was a 13-inning beast of a game, Twins won 14-10 thanks to Crede and a grand slam.